John Thomson

Known for: Acting
Born: April 2, 1969, Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Movies: 65

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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

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Best-Known Movies

7.1

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005

6.0

Grimsby

2016

6.3

Inkheart

2008

6.4

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997

7.0

24 Hour Party People

2002

6.6

Fackham Hall

2025

6.0

Nightborn

2026

5.8

Northern Soul

2014

5.6

Last Train to Christmas

2021

6.7

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995

Filmography

2026	Nightborn	Jon's Father
2025	Fackham Hall	Bill
2025	The People Before	Knotweed Man
2023	Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy	Self
2023	The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa	Self
2022	Red Riding Hood: After Ever After	Plank
2022	Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More	Self
2022	Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs	Self
2021	Last Train to Christmas	Vic
2021	Les Dawson Lost Tapes	Self
2021	Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!	Narrator
2020	Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years	Self
2020	The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases	Self
2020	The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases	Self/Various Characters
2019	Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped	Narrator
2019	7 Up & Me	Self
2019	Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story	Himself
2017	Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017	Dying Laughing	Self
2016	Caroline Aherne at the BBC	Self - Presenter
2016	Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle	Kevin Ruddock
2016	Grimsby	Bob Tolliver
2016	Billionaire Boy	Len
2015	Fungus The Bogeyman
2014	Northern Soul	Terry
2013	The Power of Darts	Narrator (voice)
2013	Help Point	Stephen
2013	Dementamania
2013	Pulp	Dave Burns
2012	Uncle Wormsley's Christmas	Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012	Evidently... John Cooper Clarke	Himself
2010	The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa	Self
2010	The Road to Coronation Street	Harry Kershaw
2009	Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley	Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2008	Inkheart	Darius
2007	Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'	Self - Narrator (voice)
2006	The Dealer	Bat
2005	Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit	Mr. Windfall (voice)
2004	Fat Slags	Foreman
2003	Appointment with Dr. Terrible	Interviewee – Actor
2002	24 Hour Party People	Charles
2001	Station Jim	Harold
2001	Dog Eat Dog	Football Coach
2000	Born Romantic	First Cab Driver
1999	The Flint Street Nativity	Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999	Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show	Self
1999	The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
1998	You Are Here	Peter Keggy
1998	The Fast Show Live
1998	Ted & Ralph	Vicar
1998	Up 'n' Under	Stan
1997	The Man Who Knew Too Little	Dimitri
1997	The Girl with Brains in Her Feet	Mr. Loughborough
1996	Roger Roger	Barry
1996	VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1995	The Young Poisoner's Handbook	Nathan
1994	Pauline Calf's Wedding Video	Fat Bob
1994	Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era	Simon Joke
1994	Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd	Bernard Right On/Various
1993	Paul Calf's Video Diary	Fat Bob
1992	The Weekenders	Policeman 1

Directing, Writing & Producing

2020	The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases	Writer
2019	Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm	Director
1999	The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?	Writer
1994	Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd	Writer

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